Whackmiester's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Gretel and Hansel]

Amazing

Just... brilliant.

Instead of looking pixellated, it looks like it's been painted.

The graphics are creepy and the story is funny as hell.

This game is made of eternal win.

[Road of the Dead]

I love it!

Never in my life have I ever played a zombie game based on driving!

The voice acting could use a little work though. I'd have thought folks would sound a bit more frenzied in a zombie apocolypse.

[How to Raise a Dragon]

Awww...

Cute little 8-bit dragon!

You really put a lot of detail into this!

[Warhammer Shooter 2!!!]

You did well!

The music in "the last stand" pretty much drips with the 40k mood. The endings were bleak as hell, only serving to be icing on the cake.

However, for an "easy" level, it sure was unforgiving. I had to restart like seven or eight times before I finally beat it. There weren't even any health pickups.

[the Power of VooDoo]

Priceless!

Victim's name... "Guy what cancelled Futurama to start with!"

[Dress a Guardsman]

Too Big, too small...

Not to be a dork, bug the screen was too big, and there wasn't enough stuff...

[The REAL revenge.]

That's just wrong...

Oy, dios mio, like I said... bleh... Don't wanna stare but you can't look away.

[PICONJO: Sound Board]

Count yourself lucky

That you posted this three months ago and that I was looking the other way, or I would have blown the whistle on this shlock.

[Spam Zapper]

You're a very good human being, Arthur Roberts

Comforting spammer victims. You deserve front page!

[The Do Anything Game!]

If I could do anything...

Why couldn't I...

...Stab the cop in the eyes
...strange the cop
....shot the cop
...do anything else!