Whackmiester's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Clock Destroyer]

You call that ANTI-Clock!?

Let me explain something: The thing the film is against is supposed to look villianous. For instance, the Clock Crew could have fought dirty, used dark magic, or what have you and Stickman Clock could have been like a righteous crusader or something.

Otherwise, nice work.

[The Abandoned Kitten]

Left the door wide open for fan-created endings

Good work, MrChocobo. This may sound like something out of a D&D game or what have you, but I was actually filled with righteous anger rather then sorrow. But I did manage to think up two happy endings:
- The kitten dies BUT is taken into heaven by Gabriel.
- The kitten is adopted by a loving family and the previous owner is charged with animal cruelty (and found guilty.)

Moving away from the topic of the flash, I want to tell NG this: Abandon animals or people, and you'll burn in hell!

DAIRYDOG responds:

Thank you sir.

[Nazi Slayer 3]

As Far as I'm concerned

Any movie/game where a Nazi gets his ass kicked is good.

[Don't let it happen...]

An excellent point

Yes. If americans let their hate blind them, they'll smack their best friends in the head (metaphorically speaking.)

[[old] CanonTest #1]

Holy crap!

What a way to go!

[Virtual Drug Session]

Ow!

I swear I could feel that needle go into my arm... Anthony, I'm only gonna say this once: DON'T TOUCH MY BRAIN!!!

[Pikachu Music Video]

Pay no attention to the spoiled brat below!

He/She just swears to look cool. This flash film is amusing and cute at the same time.

[AllUrSweetsRbelong2Sloth]

sl0th 0wnz joo!!!!1!!1!

I dunno who the hell Sloth is, but he's frickin' hillarious in this movie.