Whackmiester's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[F U Clock - Ep. IV]

FU clock you magnificent bastard!

You've done it again!

[Sonic Breaks his Neck]

Ahhh...

This flash was not only funny as hell, but playing "Don't you forget about me" pushed my nostalgia button...

I feel like I need a cigarette after this...

[: Cell Phones & Car Ads :]

That last bit...

... completely unexpected...

[:: Black Magic Metal ::]

Good ol' Family Time Racism...

He forgot one other thing... White men can't drive, I'm proof of this!

Good flash, now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go get my geo out of the pool...

[Charlie the Unicorn]

For some reason...

For some reason, I immediately thought of micheal jackson from the moment those two (fe)male unicorns started talking...

[I Will Beat Pacman!]

A Pacman Addiction...

Now that is just maddening... Now, a WoW addiction I can wrap my skull around, but addicted to PACMAN!? Sweet mother of Jerry Springer!

On the upside, I guess an intervention would be pretty easy... just pick up a sledgehammer, smash the screen, grab him by the arms, and slap him for five minutes while yelling "YOU HAVE A PROBLEM!!!"

Uhh... what were we talking about?

[Great Wall of Teeth]

Hrmm...

Very good animation... wasn't really paying attention, but I did recommend this submission to go in the Ghetto Collection...

OH LOOK, A SHINY NEW DIME!!!

[Captain Planet]

Not this bleeding song again...

The song annoys me like crazy, but the animation is fine... now all you gotta do is get that song out of my head!

[Cum shot]

So what does this mean?

You're resigning from the Lock Legion? What're you tryin' to say?

Coffee-lock responds:

Just because I ejaculate on all of their faces doesn't mean I'm resigning, I'm just showing that I love them.

[Go Away!]

Eh?

I thought Red Apple was Anti-Clock?

HydraulicCat responds:

Umm...no...
Maybe someone downloaded my RedApple
and did a movie that he anti clock.

anyway Thanks!!!