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[The Locks are Bored 2]

GothLock's Daring Escape!

The Whackmiester's Alternate Prison Scenes...

Now that I have Cornered You...

1) Wait a second. AHA!! *takes out wood axe* Now I will hurt you lots!
2) Wait a second AHA!! *takes out PubeMicheals Smuggled Metal Dildo* Now I will hurt you lots!
3) Wait a second. AHA!! *rips off a guard's arm* Now I will hurt you lots!

*WHACK*

Ouch... My Hair!

AubergineLock responds:

Needs more nailbat.

Thanks for the review =)

[The Locks are Bored]

Let's go out and hit people with bats with nails

You know what... that's not a bad idea!

*goes out and beats the living crap out of his neighbour with a bat with nails in it and drags the body into his basement.*

AubergineLock responds:

Thats the best idea i've heard all day =) Thanks for the review.

[The Abandoned Kitten]

Left the door wide open for fan-created endings

Good work, MrChocobo. This may sound like something out of a D&D game or what have you, but I was actually filled with righteous anger rather then sorrow. But I did manage to think up two happy endings:
- The kitten dies BUT is taken into heaven by Gabriel.
- The kitten is adopted by a loving family and the previous owner is charged with animal cruelty (and found guilty.)

Moving away from the topic of the flash, I want to tell NG this: Abandon animals or people, and you'll burn in hell!

DAIRYDOG responds:

Thank you sir.